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Do not cry, Toki. by sporkpirate Do not cry, Toki. by sporkpirate
I DREW METALOCALYPSE SLASH AND I AM NOT ASHAMED.

This is the first slash I have ever drawn. How weird is that?

Skwissgar and Toki is love, though. Look at them. How can you not love them?!

So anyway, I'm imagining the backstory to this involves lots and lots of booze. That's the only way this could happen. I have no idea what Toki is crying about. His creepy parents? Murderface eating one of his macaroni murder ladies? Not getting enough bannana stickers? I don't know. But Skwissgar is there to comfort him with drunken, shirtless abandon. Um... that totally made no sense. Whatev.
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detectfevi Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You speak with truth, my friend.

Well, it could be because everything is pretty hard for him... even Skwisgaar :horny:
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chita21 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009
"Murderface eating one of his macaroni murder ladies?" lol, i really wanna believe that this is the reason. i like :)
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QueenOf-BrokenHearts Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2008   Writer
didnt make sense but its cute anyway.
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:icondethkloklover4ever88:
Hmm... maybe if he wasn't crying, maybe he'd be more in a sexual state of mind... o_O? xD Without the tear, he'd look like he'd be getting off or something. xD Damn.. I love Dethklok slash!! *__*
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Marius-Creb Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome pic. Um...this might be kind of gross, but I can think of something Toki can be crying about...I'm working on a fanfic where Skwisgaar and Toki both get really drunk and have sex and Toki is upset about it because Skwisgaar was his first. I'm sick, I know. But I like that idea.
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:icondethkloklover4ever88:
But... what's wrong with that? o_O?? I mean... Oh... wait a second... They were drunk... So... it didn't mean anything... it was just lust... and then the morning after, they're gonna be like what the fuck...and poor Toki!! Y__Y Lost his virginity to that manwhore Skwisgaar who tries to fuck anything that moves.... He probably got Toki drunk.. BASTARD!!! -gives Skwisgaar the boots...medium style- But no, it's not sick- I've done my own fan-fic/slash. It's a lot of fun, I also do fan-rp/slash. If that's ever been heard of? I think I just made it up? Heh, anyway, no, it's not sick... Very entertaining.. But I mean, I don't like depressing slash... Eh... slash is generally depressing... I mean... I like homosexual fanart of Dethklok. xD!! There ya go- no depressing crap involved... Just.... smut/YAOI/etc.. all that good stuff!
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Marius-Creb Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
lol. I feel less crazy now that I know I'm not the only one thinking about it. Yay for slash!
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:icondethkloklover4ever88:
Yeah. It's not crazy...It's just... Well- ever notice how there are more guys who verbalize that they LOVE girl on girl? Well, HEY! I think it's normal, and should be voiced for woman to shout out and even fantasize that they LOVE guy on guy! I know Dethklok is just a tune- but I can really see their personalities, thinking them to be real. Anyway, I'm doing my own Dethklok fan-fic, but it's not exactly YAOI/Slash, it's slash but not guy/guy related... I think I can understand the concept of slash...Is it predominantly- I think that's a word...xD like... homosexual intended or is slash just like... a Romance/angst kinda thing...? o_o... Very confused, but yes, I think I grasp the concept of that, and sorry for talking so much. I'll just say, yes, I write slash, but more-so involving me and one character (Nathan) MY FAVORITE!!!! *__*
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Marius-Creb Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe. Does anyone know why people like watching the opposite sex snog? You're right about the characters having real personalities.
pssst...believe me, you don't have to apologize to me for thinking of characters as being life-like. That's one of the fun parts of fiction.
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:icondethkloklover4ever88:
Exactly... xD Remember when Skwisgaar is like, "I totally hates her, buts yet, I'd totally do's her..." XD? Well... that's how I feel about... eh Nathan...Skwisgaar, and Pickles...And lastly, Toki. XD Eh..if dey was real. Hey, I gots a secret for you- do you have the first season of Metalocalypse? If you do- I'll tell you how to find all the easter eggs. =D
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Marius-Creb Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Not yet. Soon though XD
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:icondethkloklover4ever88:
Okay. ^^ They're VERY EASY to find- I'll tell you that. The Easter eggs are pretty good- funny- hilarious. One is 20 minutes of listening to Nathan record Shakespear on tape. XD!! OMG THAT was the FUNNIEST! Um, one is from the music video they did "Thunder Horse" and it's the scene of Skwisgaar screwing a chick. xD Yeah, and it goes on... OMGGGG And the one of Murderface. You'll laugh hysterically when you see them. Anyway, tell me when you get it- and I'll tell you how ta find them! ^^
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ShinjiTakamine Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2006
Oh wow, that's just friggen' awesome. :XD: I really love the two of them and this is nicely portrayed.
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siasan Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2006
*blood shoots from nose* holy crap! ........ *falls over*
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sporkpirate Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2006
Haha! I win!
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moonstalker Featured By Owner May 31, 2007
You gave siasan a blowjob!
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SkeletonGrin Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2006   Traditional Artist
aww i love this one. its tender and sweet.. the first time i got drunk i ended up somehow cryign alot on another male friend of mine.. damn his straightness.. sweet job! keep it up!
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sporkpirate Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2006
Awww. Thanks!
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LoganLeBeau Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2006   Writer
*Sexes you*
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sporkpirate Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2006
Oh my! *is sexed* O.o
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Zagar Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2006  Professional General Artist
<3....This pic is so awesome it's rediculous. Seriously. And I can see this happening even without a ton of booze xD
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sporkpirate Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2006
Hehe, yeah, it probably could. Still, it's more amusing in my mind if they're drunk. :D
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Zagar Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2006  Professional General Artist
Yeah...Yeah, you're right xD
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